Dear Sarge...

Crusty old Army NCO answers questions & dispenses advice,

both wanted & unwanted.


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Who is this asshole anyway?

Sarge, a barrel-chested beast of truth, conspiracy, and comedy, is what happens when you mix the raw energy of Ted Nugent with the legal acumen of a courtroom jester. Imagine a scuffed, sledgehammer-wielding maestro, belting out life's absurdities while strutting through a world that's too bland for his taste. He's the kind of guy who'd trust a lit cigarette over a fuel pump for safety advice and prefers his medical check-ups where they treat animals, because let's face it, he's a majestic creature of the wild—unfiltered, unabashedly real, and with a bark that's backed by an even mightier bite. Sarge is the living embodiment of old-school cool, a throwback to 1975 when style meant matching your belt to your shoes, and presence meant not having to say a word to command a room. He's the ultimate wingman and battle buddy, ready to fight by your side, only to school you with tough love afterwards. In a world of half-measures, Sarge is the full dose of unadulterated, flag-waving, ass-kicking reality, keeping it 100% real in the most unapologetically patriotic way.

Sarge isn't just a man; he's a walking, talking, beer-drinking revolution.

Fuck You Dan.

The video that crushed Rumble.

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Yes, this asshole has friends. Just no liberal fucktards. Liberal fucktards, go away. This is a No Commie Zone.

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